(these are not my words, this post was sent to me from a guest writer who I asked to contribute).
I can't STAND men who are babies about condoms.. you go out for a nice dinner, you drink a little too much.. you go back to his place, which is weird enough.. you both get each other ready for what you think is going to be the best sex of you life... and it is.. for about a minute, and then he says .. " I'm sorry baby, it won't stay hard with a condom on" ... you think to yourself.. " you were just doing it FINE a second ago.." and he looks in your eyes, and he says " I promise I won't cum in you" and you say.. " i really don't play that game, it never works out in the end"..
so what do you end up doing? You end up saying OK, because you SO want it to be the best sex of your life, because he is SO cute, and SO amazingly charming that he even gives you 30 dollars on your way out the door for the morning after pill.. "that's how much it costs babe.. trust me."
" no, trust ME you fucking asshole.. it costs way more than that. But I'll take that 30 dollars and lets just say, it was for my time..." and then you give him a little wink, and you are gone faster than he came.
" no, trust ME you fucking asshole.. it costs way more than that. But I'll take that 30 dollars and lets just say, it was for my time..." and then you give him a little wink, and you are gone faster than he came.